Pukakke sets the Week 4 scoring pace at 183.78
First Down Syndrome beat Cursed team, 113.29–113.28. The 0.01-point gap was the week's narrowest result.
- High score
- 183.78
- Closest margin
- 0.01 pts
Week 4 leaves every manager with a different problem to solve. sets the scoring standard at 183.78, while a 0.01-point margin in the closest game shows how little separates relief from a lost week. Here is what each result changes.
- 1Pukakke183.78
- 2verbbb169.7
- 3USPS Allstars ⭐️📦✅150.75
- 4Glock Purdy 🔫144
- 5Nick top Bobby bottom120.71
USPS Allstars ⭐️📦✅: room to breathe
52.92-point margin
beats , 150.75–97.83. The 52.92-point gap gives the winner breathing room on the scoreboard. It is a decisive result in this matchup, even though one week's margin is no guarantee about the next. provides 46.95 points from a verified starting spot, 31.1% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 28.00 starting points for .
ranks No. 3 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 11. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 4, the records are 3-1 for and 0-4 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 4-0; the next week can change that picture.
verbbb: room to breathe
52.44-point margin
beats , 169.70–117.26. The 52.44-point gap gives the winner breathing room on the scoreboard. It is a decisive result in this matchup, even though one week's margin is no guarantee about the next. provides 32.90 points from a verified starting spot, 19.4% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 22.46 starting points for .
ranks No. 2 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 6. That is the uncomfortable part for : an upper-half score still produces a loss. The schedule turns a competitive week into a standings setback, so this result alone is a poor reason to write off the team's scoring. Through Week 4, the records are 3-1 for and 3-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 4-0; the next week can change that picture.
Pukakke: room to breathe
78.50-point margin
beats , 183.78–105.28. The 78.50-point gap gives the winner breathing room on the scoreboard. It is a decisive result in this matchup, even though one week's margin is no guarantee about the next. provides 42.55 points from a verified starting spot, 23.2% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 21.10 starting points for .
ranks No. 1 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 10. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 4, the records are 4-0 for and 3-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 4-0; the next week can change that picture.
Nick top Bobby bottom: the result that matters
13.80-point margin
beats , 120.71–106.91. The 13.80-point margin turns this week's production into a valuable win. The practical difference is straightforward: one team carries a result forward, while the other has to recover the lost ground. provides 20.10 points from a verified starting spot, 16.7% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 23.40 starting points for .
ranks No. 5 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 9. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 4, the records are 1-3 for and 1-3 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 4-0; the next week can change that picture.
Glock Purdy 🔫: room to breathe
52.16-point margin
beats , 144.00–91.84. The 52.16-point gap gives the winner breathing room on the scoreboard. It is a decisive result in this matchup, even though one week's margin is no guarantee about the next. provides 24.95 points from a verified starting spot, 17.3% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 20.10 starting points for .
ranks No. 4 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 12. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 4, the records are 4-0 for and 0-4 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 4-0; the next week can change that picture.
First Down Syndrome: a narrow escape
0.01-point margin
beats , 113.29–113.28. A margin of 0.01 points makes this a week of very little cushion. The result is settled, but the gap is too small to treat it as a clean separation in team strength. provides 29.70 points from a verified starting spot, 26.2% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 27.20 starting points for .
ranks No. 7 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 8. The winner converts a lower-half score into a win. That is useful breathing room, but repeating the result may require a stronger score against a different opponent. Through Week 4, the records are 2-2 for and 0-4 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 4-0; the next week can change that picture.
What the week leaves behind
sits first in the recorded results ordered by wins, losses and points for through Week 4: 4-0, with 600.67 points. The results above show both the pressure of the weekly opponent and the broader scoring picture. The next useful question is whether the high scorers can repeat their production and whether the close games go the other way. Those are open questions at this cutoff. Records here are a head-to-head comparison, not an assertion of official playoff seeding.
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