Glock Purdy escapes by 1.69
Shipping DeJawn delivers Week 1’s highest score at 153.60, while verbbb is left on the wrong side of the closest finish.
- High score
- 153.60
- Closest margin
- 1.69 pts
Week 1 leaves every manager with a different problem to solve. sets the scoring standard at 153.60, while a 1.69-point margin in the closest game shows how little separates relief from a lost week. Here is what each result changes.
- 1Shipping DeJawn153.6
- 2Glock Purdy 🔫148.92
- 3verbbb147.23
- 4The McCafrican Americans147.22
- 5USPS Allstars ⭐️📦✅145.73
Njigbas with Attitude: room to breathe
78.20-point margin
beats , 140.74–62.54. The 78.20-point gap gives the winner breathing room on the scoreboard. It is a decisive result in this matchup, even though one week's margin is no guarantee about the next. provides 38.26 points from a verified starting spot, 27.2% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 15.50 starting points for .
ranks No. 6 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 12. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 1, the records are 1-0 for and 0-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 1-0; the next week can change that picture.
Shipping DeJawn: room to breathe
67.10-point margin
beats , 153.60–86.50. The 67.10-point gap gives the winner breathing room on the scoreboard. It is a decisive result in this matchup, even though one week's margin is no guarantee about the next. provides 28.96 points from a verified starting spot, 18.9% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 20.80 starting points for .
ranks No. 1 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 11. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 1, the records are 1-0 for and 0-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 1-0; the next week can change that picture.
The McCafrican Americans: the result that matters
8.97-point margin
beats , 147.22–138.25. The 8.97-point margin turns this week's production into a valuable win. The practical difference is straightforward: one team carries a result forward, while the other has to recover the lost ground. provides 33.60 points from a verified starting spot, 22.8% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 32.30 starting points for .
ranks No. 4 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 7. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 1, the records are 1-0 for and 0-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 1-0; the next week can change that picture.
USPS Allstars ⭐️📦✅: room to breathe
46.64-point margin
beats , 145.73–99.09. The 46.64-point gap gives the winner breathing room on the scoreboard. It is a decisive result in this matchup, even though one week's margin is no guarantee about the next. provides 38.66 points from a verified starting spot, 26.5% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 23.50 starting points for .
ranks No. 5 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 9. The league-wide scoring comparison gives the result some scale without pretending every team played the same opponent. Through Week 1, the records are 1-0 for and 0-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 1-0; the next week can change that picture.
Glock Purdy 🔫: a narrow escape
1.69-point margin
beats , 148.92–147.23. A margin of 1.69 points makes this a week of very little cushion. The result is settled, but the gap is too small to treat it as a clean separation in team strength. provides 35.30 points from a verified starting spot, 23.7% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 36.10 starting points for .
ranks No. 2 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 3. That is the uncomfortable part for : an upper-half score still produces a loss. The schedule turns a competitive week into a standings setback, so this result alone is a poor reason to write off the team's scoring. Through Week 1, the records are 1-0 for and 0-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 1-0; the next week can change that picture.
Mike Vick’s Puppies🐶: the result that matters
27.30-point margin
beats , 122.91–95.61. The 27.30-point margin turns this week's production into a valuable win. The practical difference is straightforward: one team carries a result forward, while the other has to recover the lost ground. provides 31.20 points from a verified starting spot, 25.4% of the team's final score. Across the matchup, contributes 32.70 starting points for .
ranks No. 8 in scoring across this slate; ranks No. 10. The winner converts a lower-half score into a win. That is useful breathing room, but repeating the result may require a stronger score against a different opponent. Through Week 1, the records are 1-0 for and 0-1 for . The leading record in the recorded results is 1-0; the next week can change that picture.
What the week leaves behind
sits first in the recorded results ordered by wins, losses and points for through Week 1: 1-0, with 153.60 points. The results above show both the pressure of the weekly opponent and the broader scoring picture. The next useful question is whether the high scorers can repeat their production and whether the close games go the other way. Those are open questions at this cutoff. Records here are a head-to-head comparison, not an assertion of official playoff seeding.
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